I’m the kind of person who can get from talking about World War 2 to oral loving aliens (oraliens) in the same conversation in less than thirty seconds. I don’t have the attention or focus to talk about the same subject for very long without extreme concentration – something I lack of commitment for. As a result I’m pretty sure my writing style is rambly at best. This is a perfect example of my want to not stick to official words of the English language and instead choose to make my own variations or spoonerise where possible (if that is even used in the correct context, probably not). “Grammar Nazis” would have a field day when it comes to my writing style or lack thereof. Obviously making good use of the quotation marks to disassociate myself with the term and thus cover my arse from anyone insulted by the term. “No sir, you cannot get mad at me for there are quotation marks around said term”. Thank fuck for the arse-covering abilities given to us by those who created this language.
As a sarcastic individual, I’d like to imagine I can convey irony very well when I write my great masterpieces to be. Should I be successful in this I will be the most humble ironic writer. Maybe I should save such practices as writing thought after thought of nonsense behind the scenes to overcome writer’s block instead of using it as my main content. This is the first thing I have written off my own back since early days of high school. So should this be what I use to determine the style of every future piece? These are the pouring thoughts of a madman I feel, potentially incredibly irritating to read by anyone outside of my own mind.
Already I feel myself struggling to type in full sentences; damn social media. What are paragraphs, punctuation, grammar and how do I use it? I can’t use a great deal of experience from what I have read recently: my attention span is as short as a…
- RogueN
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